TIME FLIES BY SO FAST, DOESN'T IT?
**I was supposed to post this last week because classes were suspended for the whole week last week. Because of the rain. But I got lazy and didn't finish writing this so.
I can explain why I've been gone for more than two months (you might not have noticed but the last post was actually scheduled a month in advance) but that would be boring since all I've done during my hiatus was fill up college applications and pretend to study for the entrance exams.
Yeah, I'm a good student, I am.
And now I shall post irrelephant photos because I don't know to say.
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| GOD, JG. STOP BEING MARRIED. |
Guys, meet JG Quintel.
He is
cute sexy when he's drawing the voice of Mordecai and creator of Regular Show. And if you don't know what Regular Show is, you're probably too busy hating yourself and OMG YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF.
Just kidding.
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| Because I'm like Jesus. |
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| My face is awesome. |
Hmm.
Maybe I
should tell you guys about my (SUPER EXTREMELY SHORT) break as part of my (futile) attempt to bring this blog back to life.
But nothing interesting really happened.
Well, actually the UPCAT was pretty interesting but since none of you are from here, you won't understand anything I have to say about it. I should talk about something universal like... the reproductive system. Or something.
Maybe I should just talk about how gross periods are. Like how sometimes, the blood that comes out is sorta jelly-like; and how you can feel it oozing out of your uterus and passing through your cervix and the other parts on its way out on really hot days; and when you look in the toilet and see a mass of partly coagulated blood which suspiciously looks like a bloody 2-month old fetus doing gymnastics floating around in your pee, you're gonna think OMIGOD IS THAT MY ABORTED BABY? or something like that.
But periods are gross so I won't talk about it in detail, no.
... How about circumcision?
Lesson for the day: I should be kept away from teachers when I'm sleep-deprived and on my period.
