|Because what the fuck are you supposed to do with a lemon.|
Side note: I'M SO FUCKING WISE.
|It's cool 'cause I just copied it from Faber Castell.|
Also, the horse's ears are missing 'cause the stupid Eco-pencils logo thing was blocking it.
Stupid evil eco-friendly pencils. Mutilating innocent horses.
|GOD, JG. STOP BEING MARRIED.|
|Because I'm like Jesus.|
|My face is awesome.|
|I have weird dreams.|
|Seriously, why would you even want to see that? Googling Ian's penis is more justifiable.|
|The child within.|
|What do you know! It's not a toilet.|
|Look at that sexy |
|I drawed you guys|
|Potentially life-changing AND difficult|
|Her own wax figure pointing at her other wax figure.|
|Off with your clothes!|
|Not exactly what I expected.|
|Damn right you are.|
|They're not very bright.|
|(Well, no not really. Some of them are actually pretty cool.)|
Just pretend it looks like one.
|^ My girlfriend who doesn't know|
we're in a relationship.
( I'm talking about the girl in the Luigi costume.
Luigi isn't my girlfriend, okay? He's not a girl. )
|I didn't Google "sexy black ass in action" I swear.|
|Just in case you're wondering, the blue thing isn't a tongue or a misplaced dick.|
It's a fish.
|Oh hey a shuffling cardman.|
THANK YOU HAZEL. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BLOG!