Sometimes, in life, we have moments of indecision. Obviously, this occurs when we have two or more difficult, potentially life-changing choices before us.
|Potentially life-changing AND difficult|
But sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that you are fucked no matter what you do.
Now let me tell you a story about a girl who had to make a choice. This choice would've made her life a whole lot better. She could've found a cure for cancer and air-conditioned the whole world.
She could've been rich.
She could've been famous.
|Her own wax figure pointing at her other wax figure.|
But she fucked up and died.
Thankfully, we aren't this girl. Thankfully, we aren't male angler fish either.
Lesson for the day: Extreme heat intensifies retardation and promotes cannibalism.