Sometimes, in life, we have moments of indecision. Obviously, this occurs when we have two or more difficult, potentially life-changing choices before us.
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| Potentially life-changing |
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| Potentially life-changing AND difficult |
But sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that you are fucked no matter what you do.
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| No choice |
Now let me tell you a story about a girl who had to make a choice. This choice would've made her life a whole lot better. She could've found a cure for cancer and air-conditioned the whole world.
She could've been rich.
She could've been famous.
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| Her own wax figure pointing at her other wax figure. |
But she fucked up and died.
Thankfully, we aren't this girl. Thankfully, we aren't male angler fish either.
Lesson for the day: Extreme heat intensifies retardation and promotes cannibalism.
I really think I would ponder a lot between world peace and world destruction too. Sometimes they seem one and the same. Choices are rarely easy to make, and sometimes you really are screwed either way.
ReplyDeleteI want a pink unicorn riding on a rainbow!!!!x
ReplyDeleteThat point about world peace or the end of the worlds reminds me about a line I heard;
ReplyDelete"Absolute freedom is no better than chaos".
It's true when you think about it. That line really got to me. It's a good one.
And thankfully we aren't the victims of whatsoever called crisis. :]
ReplyDeleteHehe, I already knew that about the anglerfish. You know, he becomes a sperm-producing parasite and never leaves her side.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
DeleteI don't know what my life would be if the world is at peace. haha
ReplyDeletebut I still am lucky I'm alive :P
Holy Poop! I'm glad I'm not a male anglerfish.
ReplyDeleteTHIS: "Her own wax figure pointing at her other wax figure" really made me laugh. I want one of those one day. LOL
ReplyDeleteLoved this post! :D
Woo! Super glad that's not you...
ReplyDeleteyou're right after reading that I'm glad I'm not that girl but doubly glad I'm not a male angler fish...
ReplyDeleteBathing in money does not seem like a very good choice. It would not be very clean.
ReplyDeleteWHY DID SHE DIE? WHAT DID SHE DO?
ReplyDeleteOh well, we'll find this out in the next episode, will we?
oh, I want to know the rest of the story!!!!!!!!!!! tell us!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebest,
MOV
Ha ha ha. Poor girl. And I am glad that I am not her. :)
ReplyDelete-Barb the French Bean
Ohhhkaaay, so. You and your blog are ALL KINDS OF AWESOME. Officially a follower. You're hilarious.
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