Sunday, 9 September 2012

I do an hour of sit ups everyday

Like, seriously.

I'm still not hot.

Lesson for the day:  Being fat and unhealthy is much easier. Much much easier.

Monday, 3 September 2012

random stuff about me which you don't really care about but I'll post it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to write about

But before that, I shall show you guys a photo of my most decent drawing homework.  I'm secretly proud of it. Because it looks fucking awesome.

For me, anyway.

It's cool 'cause I just copied it from Faber Castell.

Also, the horse's ears are missing 'cause the stupid Eco-pencils logo thing was blocking it.
Stupid evil eco-friendly pencils. Mutilating innocent horses.

Now for the random stuff about me:

I have no sense of balance.  I can fall over even when I'm just standing still.  I am not exaggerating.


I like math.  

A lot.  This is why I don't have much friends.

I have a tendency to like guys named Mark.

...and Luke, and Matthew. This is my subconscious's way of trying to be holy.

It turns me on when guys stretch not in a LOOK-I-have-muscles way but in an ahhhh-it-feels-great-to-stretch way.  Which is not good for me because our Trig teacher stretches a lot for some reason and it's distracting 'cause he has nice arm muscles.

I tend to like guys who are between 24 and 34 years old.  Which means I end up crushing on most of my teachers.  Which is kinda weird.

Lesson for the day:  Our Trig teacher is sexy.  And he likes math too and OMG WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.