Saturday 25 August 2012

my drawing was so realistic it started talking to me

Me: You look terrible.

Self-portrait: Dude, I'm just you. Except I'm made of graphite.

Me: Don't science me at 4AM.

Self-portrait: "Graphite" isn't exactly science-y.

Me: Shut up you're still ugly as fuck and therefore have no right to talk.

Self-portrait: Since I'm basically just a copy of you, doesn't that mean you've no right to talk too?

Me: No you're not. You look nothing like me. Now shut the flip up while I try to make you look decent.

Self-portrait: There's nothing you can do to make me look decent-er. You are trying to draw yourself right?

Me: Point taken.


My self-portrait has no sense of respect.



Lesson for the day:  Visual Arts homework should not be done at the last minute. Also, don't talk to portraits.

4 comments:

  1. Heh my drawings totally talk to me too. Hey, if it happens in Harry Potter, I'm down with it.

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  2. Haha, I bet it isn't as bad as any I've done in the past :S x

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  3. My drawings commit suicide. They can't live with themselves being so ugly.

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  4. talking to self portraits... always a good time ;)

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